Women's - 1 Dooz vs. 8 VolDad

This actually has potential to be an all-timer if they play to the best of their abilities. We've got the smartest-ass of all smart-asses verses the best shit-stirrer the message board world has ever seen.

Honestly, my fail for forgetting both of these guys initially.

 

Now this is my kind of tournament.

I know which dipshit I’m voting for.

 

Both of these guys have annoyed me in the past. Can't remember exactly why right now. VolDad has posted more so going with him. iirc he could have gone deep in this thing if we had done it immediately after Trump's election.

 

Voted for VD because Dooz's bible verse beatdown is one of the great moments in internet history and immediately disqualifies him in any 'worst poster' conversation.

 

Can't vote for a guy the has Dad in his screen name

 

I can't shake my daddy issues.

 

Dooz holds grudges and sucks camel [penis] on the side. No brainer,

 

Dooz because VD's internet-fu is so freaking scary I fear repercussions from him.

 

Both of these guys suck. It’s really not fair to make us choose

 

I did have a question. Is this a pre-menopausal women’s tournament or a post-menopausal women’s tournament?

 

You are leading so it's a 24/7 pre menstrual cycle dealio

 

Pre-M. I was the token Post-M in Wrassling play-in and lost to The Dad and Ninja. I'm blaming it on ageism (and those damn tight-azz unis that Card gave us.

 

My 2020 button arrived today. Looking forward to wearing it. Now if my yard sign would ever show up I would be happy.

 

I'd glue her eyes shut

 

Not enough cleavage

 

Thank god. I’d hate for the sanctity of this tournament to be compromised by something as completely [uck fay]ing worthless and beyond stupid as post-menopause literally anything.

 

You need to calm down. You’ve already got Ocho trying to go deep behind your safety.

 

Can you glue her mouth shut while you are at it?

 

He'll find the seam and split the safeties, it's all over but the crying at that point.