Since it's Alabama Week, I figured I'd bring this old favorite over to what is now its rightful home. 1. We never elected George Wallace. 2. Bull Connor was never police chief of a major Tennessee city. 3. We didn't have to get run off our home field by USC to understand that integration was a good idea. 4. Auburn is in Alabama. 5. Dreamland wishes it could compete with Interstate Bar B Q. 6. We never hired Mike Dubose. 7. We never hired Dennis Franchione. 8. We acknowledge the Civil War is over. 9. Legion Field-The Rust Capitol of the South. 10. Last, but not least, we have long since come to grips with General Neyland's passing.
Went to Birmingham in my car, that road FUBAR'd my suspension so much, I thought about suing the state of Alabama for damages.
True, but Dooley has never had an affair with a secretary or bolted for a program with half of our tradition.
That's Alabama DOT's design. It's supposed to help them collect loose change that bounces out of their flatbeds. Seriously, is that not the worst interstate ever?!