1st annual 8thMaxim Royal Rumble.....

I actually can get a wrestling ring. We can set it up at a future tailgate and settle all scores. I believe the Main event would have to be NYY vs. Bass, with earlier cards includeing Limp vs. all comers. And just for fun a match featuring Uni. And also for fun, the former Russian Assissian will take on IP!

 

screw it. I want you OV.

My papaw told me growing up. Go find the biggest one in the room and hit him in the mouth. If you win, you'll never have to fight another person. If you lose, you were supposed to.

But I don't think he ever saw a man of your size. Waking up won't be an option with you I would think.

 

Let's just drunk instead.

 

[video=youtube;791PQTV6h98]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=791PQTV6h98[/video]

 

I am the former Russian Assissian, jump on in.

 

I swear, I keep reading that as "Ass is Ian's"


Something you're trying to say here, OV?

 

I did the pro wrestling thing for about 9 years in the 80's and 90's.

 

Soooo....who's Ian?

 

He was a jobber for the company.

 

OV goes bear huntin with a switch.

 

this would make millions on PPV

 

I haven't been in a fight since third grade, so that probably means I'm rested and hungry. I doubt anyone wants any of that. Plus, I fight dirty.

 

All we have to do to rile you up is this...

"uni, there's going to be white people there."

 

That's like industry slang for "fluffer," right?

 

The hilarious irony is that my first name is Ian.

 

Last name= Herdeeply

 

He's asian.

 

I'll be the manager that passes along foreign objects. And NYY, chloroform is NOT allowed.