Arian Foster Tried to Join ISIS

Just reported by Ian Rapoport.

Holiest of holy shits.

 

It's not April 1st but I'm guessing this is a joke....and a bad one at that.

 

He's a dumbass. I'm willing to bet he didn't, he's pushing that he tried just to get some attention.

He's quite possibly the whiniest [itch bay] in all of sports

 

Even if it's a joke, I still stand by my statement that Foster is the whiniest [itch bay] in all of sports

 

After further review... It was.

But Foster is such a POS that it actually seemed believable.

 

Attention whore comes to mind.

 

It really isn't that believable.

 

He's the definition of one

 

Yeah, a spectacle was made about him coming out about being an atheist not too long ago.

 

They wouldn't have enough tacos to keep him satisfied.

 

I'm sure they aren't fluent in pterodactyl either.

 

It says a lot about Foster when something that out there is actually believable.I bet he rescinded his application when he learned that the caliphate didn't have a Taco Bell.

 

Nothing from Foster would surprise me.

Not even waking up after he had sewn my head to the carpet.

 

The family of James Foley are not amused.

 

Definitely fake.

 

"Allegedly!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixlMJE2rpNQ

 

It isn't, really, but with him it still makes you look a second time

 

Let's hope they put him in charge of handling the IEDs. Fumble!!!!

 

In other believable news, Butch has joined a special needs group.

 

Can someone photoshop Arian in a turban fumbling a bazooka shell or something?