Baseball Team to Field Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Jerseys

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Tenacious D, Mar 11, 2014.

  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Fresno Grizzlies set to unveil a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles jersey.

    If you (still!) don't believe that baseball continues to slip beyond the mainstream American consciousness, and is now selling its soul in desperate hope of holding onto its current station on the tattered edge of relevance, consider this Exhibit QQ(a).

    Just another nail in a well-deserved and long overdue coffin.

    Link: http://extramustard.si.com/2014/03/10/fresno-grizzlies-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-jerseys/
     
  2. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    I don't think that minor league baseball's attendance woes are reflective of the greater product's appeal.
     
  3. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Baseball teams have been doing off the wall shit forever. There was a midget pinch hitting in 1951.

    I don't think this proves much of anything.
     
  4. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    It proves that baseball sucks balls.

    It also proves that they are much more likely to become the next Nitro Circus than NFL.

    And anyone who doesn't agree is a stupid *******.
     
  5. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    Whatever Tenny, whatever.
     
  6. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    Minor League hockey teams do dumb shit like this too.

    Knoxville's own wore ugly sweater jerseys a couple of years ago:
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    Then there were these:
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  7. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

  8. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Crazy uniforms and marketing campaigns are just part of the American minor league sports tradition. Baseball's is just a lot more established.
     
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  9. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    I still stand by my assertion that at one point in his childhood Tenny was sodomized by a fungo. Only explanation.
     
  10. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

    Philly fanatic at a lookouts game?
     
  11. Bassmanbruno

    Bassmanbruno Banned

    This is a great thread - baseball just plain sucks and there's no arguing that either. I tried to watch 5 minutes of the ASU/UT livestream Saturday night and I couldn't do it. The only reason I even got to 5 minutes was solely based on the fact that Tennessee was written on one team's jersey.
     
  12. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    What are you trying to accomplish with your anti-baseball posts? Do you think your opinion is that important? And this is coming from a guy who has watched about 15 total minutes of college baseball throughout his life.
     
  13. Dick Huffman

    Dick Huffman Guest

    It's his pathetic attempt to get off NYY's ignore
     
  14. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Because he thinks it will somehow just destroy my mood. He's an immature little **** that should have been expelled into a napkin rather into the cavernous pit known as his mother's glory hole. Instead, we are stuck with him and his immaturity until he decides to crawl back to govolsxtra, or just does the noble thing and swallows a .357 whole.
     
  15. snoball5278

    snoball5278 Contributor

    i always enjoy tenny's alter ego, tumultuous D. give'em hell, old chap.
     
  16. OrangeEmpire

    OrangeEmpire Take a chance, Custer did

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  17. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I read this thread and now I get TMNT adds everywhere I go on the internet.

    Thanks, Tenny.
     
  18. Bassmanbruno

    Bassmanbruno Banned

    Oh man - has the 8th Maxim entered the E-cred era?

    We have a true badass over here.

    Baseball is without a doubt the worst sport out there. Why can't we all just accept that and get over it?
     
  19. Bassmanbruno

    Bassmanbruno Banned

    He reads my posts anyway, he just likes to try and point out that he has me on ignore to boost his ego. There's nothing better than those who have to voice that they have someone on ignore.. while normal people just doing it and moving on - or they don't use the ignore feature cause the internet is srs biznuz.
     
  20. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    You don't even wanna know what ads I get.
     

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