If they re waiting for a post Bama loss and Jones knows as much I could see him making sure that happens. He has Uhaul lined up already.
You think that jackass has ergonomics focus? Nope. He'll get the biggest truck with the biggest engine, and similar to what he does with recruits when they hit the field, his goofy ass will either wreck before he gets there or come skidding into his destination by pure luck.