Dooley was merely setting up his mentor tonight. Bama stands no chance next week against the greatest coaching staff ever assembled.
I don't want to ruin your sunshine pumping, but our kicker almost missed another extra point today. He'll probably get one blocked against Bama, thus only beating them by 30, rather than 31.
On the contrary, that, too, was all a part of the double secret probation master plan our staff has concocted to crush the Crimson Tide. Palardy has been executing that plan flawlessly all season.....
BCS rankings put Bama at #2 behind LSU, so I guess we don't have that honor. Kenneth Massey, part of the computer component, has them at #1. Since it is Bama, does that count? EDIT: This thread has gone all upside down on me. This post was supposed to reply to JayVols on odds of playing #1 two games in a row. I don't know what the hell happened, but any reply puts it here.
Nope. I hope you didn't take that response as serious in anyway. It was meant in complete fun, not as a slam.