Dooley to coach from the sidelines......

....on a stool.

My God.

 

You have to be kidding!

 

Derek Stooley! (stolen from twitter)

 

Oh my.

 

Ha ha ha. Good one Cardinal Vol.

 

Maybe someone will be able to get a "Stool sample" after the game.

 

Travis and Rucker are bringing up a good point about the chances he gets destroyed on a play that goes to the sidelines. Hope he comes out of tonight unscathed.

 

"Stool" is a family-friendly description of the football Dooley's been putting on the field.

 

It's not a joke unfortunately

 

I say they just fire him right now.

If the horse whippings Tennessee's taken on the field aren't embarrassing enough, this will do it.

 

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He's just doing this intentionally to embarrass us since he already knows he's done.

 

There's no other ****ing reason to do it.

Here's to Bray hitting him in the head with the ball and Jesse Williams flying uncontrollably out of bounds into him.

 

Please tell me you are just messing with everyone that might believe this??????????

 

Either every writer in attendance has decided to troll Tennessee's fanbase or it's true

 

I wish i were trolling. I wish i were.

 

Oddly, the Vol Network is not talking about it. They say he will be on the sidelines, but have seemed like they don't know any of the details, ie crutches, sitting, whatever.

 

And Russell Smith said that Saban, not to be outdone, was coaching from a hammock. I could see it. Wouldn't make much difference.

 

Oh Good Lord please please don't let this moron embarrass us on national television with a game that is almost sacred to both sides of the fanbase. I hope Smokey mauls him after he is knocked over by a bad pass or whatever the players decide to do to get him out of here.