Hurd Cited for Underage Consumption (Ultimate Sin)

Maybe he bats for the other team?

 

I'm pretty sure they were taking a passed out drunk home.

 

In a dimly lit parking garage...

Probably just some bonding time with the OL

 

Indy's confidence just rose exponentially.

 

It sounds as though some are suggesting I take Hurd under my wing and show him the way down the proper path (away from the El Camino and 6 pack of PBR).

 

Don't forget to Tweet status updates

 

We want him to learn from this and move on. Not be raped and turn into a poet spouting asshat.

 

solid post

 

Rose are red, violets are *** you

 

Little boy blue, he needed the money. OOOHH!

 

As long as buttchuggin wasn't involved I'm good.

 

Tee'd that one up didn't he? Hehe

 

Mary Mary quite contrary...

 

Hey, Dice in the house!!

 

Do my dishes!

 

Oh you remember that do you? DON'T FREAKING RAPE! EVER!

 

To think that this is more important than patrolling the Fort for theft or making sure intoxicated students get home without getting raped.

 

Patrolling for theft doesn't bring money in to the county.

 

I'm just a spineless lib hypocrite incapable of intellectual or rational discourse, but I'd say that if we are fiscally dependent on writing citations to the youngest citizens with limited incomes for victimless offenses then we are all parasitic freeloaders.

 

I said I was sorry for calling you a stark raving liberal.