Lil Jon on Rocky Top?

We gotta get Bill Dance involved somehow.

 

Thanks OV. I thought I was the only one. Seriously, while I enjoy the "third down for what" thang, I do wish the young overweight white guy that sits in front of me would stop dancing.

 

And Dolly. Got to get Dolly out there too.

 

Didn't know you sat behind me!

 

Florida will counter with Kenny Chesney and get mercilessly slaughtered.

 

Boys of Fall doesn't jack up a team to play?

 

I'm so glad they retired that piece of crap-- talk about putting a crowd to sleep.

 

I hope Chesney shows up to perform at halftime, and Charlie Daniels goes old school Arn Anderson and just whips his ass.

And in our mythical greatest halftime show ever discussion - why am I the first one to mention The Osborne Brothers?

 

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy gets me AMPED.

 

Unless one of them is named Ozzy, I'll pass.

 

Honestly? Didn't realize they were still alive.

But, one is 83 and one is 77. THey need to be there too.

 

The Osbourne Bros gonna #turndownforwhat LOL

 

Out of the country the last time I heard. Scratch that,

 

He could do the intro for the group.

 

Sex, drugs, flatt and Scruggs

 

They will need a smoke machine.


Are you available?

 

My fee is the same as always. Can of pork n beans and some camels.

 

Easy with the open flame.

 

The furry or flammable kind?