On The Potential Switch To Nike.

First two make me poop something fierce

 

There is nothing on Earth that will make a man shit quicker than Shoney's breakfast buffet

 

No. The N is like that because the previous letter ended vertically.

 

Krystal Chili Pups. Drops mic.

 

Yep

 

Yes. And he's around.

 

I can shit two of those before I get one down.

They actually reproduce in my small intestine, IMO.

 

I've never had one.

I have to prepare to go to Waffle House by pushing one out before I go, then I have to order and ask for the check at the same time. If I have to wait for the check after breakfast then stand in line to pay, I will not be making it home with clean boxer briefs.

 

True story. Has happened to me.

I miss Smoky Mtn. Market. Used to get the chili-mustard-onion dog and hot tamales.

 

Is your metabolism that fast?

 

It doesn't have a choice.

 

There will be about 600 psi blowing the poop out

 

Will be having breakfast at sami's in the morning (it's pete's brother and menu is identical). Breakfast at 730, will be visiting men's room by 845.

 

pretty much everything blows me out. it's genetic. frequently visit the men's room at a restaurant before paying the bill.

 

That sounds like my mother in law

 

Sheiit, an hour and 15 minutes? That's a lifetime when screaming, high pressure poop is concerned

 

My body's ability to wait until I'm in a familiar setting is uncanny.

 

She blows out in the men's room?

 

This is where I usually find myself. At the extreme, it can be a problem when traveling.

 

I walked into the office, sat my bag down, walked straight to the bathroom.