Sayonara, Fumble Monster.

Arian Foster is retired.

https://mobile.twitter.com/uninterrupted/status/790705945772830720/photo/1

Good riddance.

 

now he can open up that chain of philosophy stores and make some real money.

 

Hey, now I can actually root for a player to be broke two years after retirement.

 

Ain't happening. Royalties from the pterodactyl Rosetta Stone will have him set for life.

 

Good luck to him.

 

Eh.

Not worth the effort.

 

Yaco Bell chain IMO.

(spelling intentional)

 

I got no quarrel with Arian. Best of luck to him.

 

Hopefully, we'll never hear his name again

 

This

 

Best wishes for his happiness.

 

More maturity and high road in this thread than I anticipated. And they say we're the negative site.

Classy bunch, you guys. You've grown.

Lastly, **** Arian Foster.

 

Honestly I just give a whole lot of f***ks less than I used to.

 

That's true both literally and figuratively. Yikes.

 

Well, I hope you get a lot of ****s to make up for it.

 

Well said

 

We should probably focus on the good times. Anyone have that birthday cake fumble photo?

 

I just spent forever digging through old VN posts looking for it, but no luck.

 

I thought it was a little funny.