Tennessee/Florida

Just a heads up, even if the directions say "suppository ointment", you still have to squeeze it out of the tube before applying.

 

That’s fine, if you want to be a moron about this then fair play to you.

 

In what way is it contrarian? I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm asking for more information.

I recognized the alliteration but thought it so obvious as to not require mentioning.

I'm not really sure what your issue is here. I asked you for the reasons the nicknames are good or bad, and you just gave me reasons why Polynesian Peyton is good. You easily did what I asked of you while seemingly getting angry with me asking it. Kind of weird.

What makes Nico Suave gross?

 

Rico suave can have negative stereotype connotations about another group and does not connect to anything but the rhyme. Rico Suave is used to mean a Latino ladies' man which has nothing to do with football or Nico. In fact, it almost fetishizes him.

 

It’s time to reduce expectations for Tennessee Volunteers football.

Unless Nico Suave enters the dance floor.

 

Uncle Nico, imo.

 

Niconomicon

 

Nico Teen, and I am addicted to him

 

Nico Kalikimaka is the thing to say, on a bright Volunteer game day

 

Now that is [uck fay]ing gold

 

Hmm, this one has a little juice.

 

Needs a commercial where he is throwing the ball over the Smokies

 

I mean, any nickname referencing Peyton could have a negative tie as well. We trying to say Nico is gonna go 0-4 against Florida and never win a title?

Winning games as the QB of UT football is certainly something that can garner attention from the ladies.

 

Peak indy content

 

Pointing out that Peyton is not universally revered amongst all UT fans is not Indy content. It's just a fact. Wasn't Hat a pretty big Peyton critic?

 

This went downhill fast. Things were going swell until someone poked the Indy.

 

It's still going swell. No need to be dramatic.

 

No, it means Nico is going to call people to try to convince them to support the Schiano hire.