The Bet

Botch departure clock. Tick by tick.

 

This is looking more and more like a push.

 

It only looks like 5-0 to me.

 

Feeling a lot better than I did three weeks ago. I see where the TAMU game is a pick'em right now. If the Vols get out of College Station with a W, I'll feel really good about my chances going forward. We'll see. Right now, regardless of what happens I don't have to listen to any shit from Florida OR Georgia fans for another year and that's always a good thing!

 

I really hope this doesn't end in a push. It will be tragic to watch you two wither away and starve to death.

 

Agreed. Nobody wins in a suicide pact.

 

No worries! As long as Moes keeps flipping out those Joey Jr's I'll be gtg.

 

I don't know, man. The language is concerning:

That basically says a push and you two can't eat anymore. Ever again.

 

Actually, it says the whole world will starve.

 

Well, 10-2 by this staff would signify the end of the world.

 

I'm concerned, I was not consulted on the no eating by anyone ever again term. I thought we had a lawyer on the board that would have done a better job on reviewing the T's & C's of this contract.

Is it too late to renegotiate?

 

I read it as those that entered into the bet.

 

I'm not giving up Bojangles chicken and Boberry biscuits for this bet

 

A bet's a bet, brother.

 

Now the fate of the world rests on either at least splitting these next two games or dropping a game to the shitty teams.

 

Just when you thought 8thmaxim couldn't get more intense.

 

$25 offer still stands, for anyone that wants to eat again...

 

A card laid is a card played, or so they say.

 

Actually, the fate of the entire human race hinging on the fortunes of Tennessee football has a certain cachet to it.... I'm in. 11-1 or everybody dies!!!

 

Well, alrighty then! Best I can hope for at this point is a push.