Weird positivity/hope tumor growing in me

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by IP, Dec 29, 2014.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    The longer it goes since I have seen Tennessee play football, the more optimistic I become about their immediate and long-term prospects. No new information or logical thought is taking place. This is purely a change in emotion while being presented the same facts.

    Is this common? Do any of you guys get this way during off seasons, byes, or breaks? If this isn't unique, what should we call this syndrome?

    I fear the cure is worse than the disease...
     
  2. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Start chemo.

    Immediately.
     
  3. y2korth

    y2korth Contributor

    hope springs eternal. don't fight it. let it flow. how bad can it be? we knew in august we were a .500 team so, win or lose, we're pretty close to the mark.

    gbfo
     
  4. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    In the absence of unavoidable evidence to the contrary, the human mind almost always hopes for and convinces itself of the very best.

    See if this helps, IP: Ask someone to tell you who our starting left and right tackles will be next season. Or, the next. Or, the next.

    That should do it.

    Once the shoulder-heaving sobs somewhat subside, you'll realize that we are going to be perennially capped at winning no more than 9 regular season games, in our best years, for the foreseeable future.

    GBMFO
     
  5. **TDCVOL**

    **TDCVOL** Contributor

    It's not like left and right tackles are that important anyway.
     
  6. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    I'm the opposite. I'm less optimistic than I was. If that was even possible
     
  7. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Ya, that did it. Thanks.
     
  8. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    We hardly use them!
     
  9. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Sorry, friend. I wish it weren't true.
     
  10. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    They really aren't, unless you want to pass the ball. Or, run it.
     
  11. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    You mean like forward?
     
  12. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    You need to either put the pipe down, or pass it around to the rest of us.
     
  13. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Yes, at least intentionally.

    You can't always count on a favorable forward-bounce as your QB gets blown up and fumbles.
     
  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    As a true vol fan, I am strongly considering the needle.
     
  15. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    i'm opimistic that we won't be embarrassing any more, at some point, but i'm afraid that's the ceiling
     
  16. ptclaus98

    ptclaus98 Contributor

    [​IMG]
     
  17. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Can't inject myself. Tried to inject water in my belly skin. Couldn't do it. God bless diabetics.
     
  18. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I can't name Alabama's starting right or left tackle, or the next. But I bet they'll still be good.

    Boom. Y'all just got VN logic'd.
     
  19. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    done and done.
     
  20. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator


    I have given myself north of 1,900 shots in the last 10 1/2 years.

    You can do more than you think when you have to. You get used to it.
     

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