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Weak

 

Feel bad for Martin. Wish he was better at his job.

 

Yep. No doubt he's one of the good guys.

 

However, he cannot coach a lick (or is pulling a Dooley and is actively trying not to coach. But I doubt that very much) and his demeanor is boring as hell. The two greatest coaches in UT history have also been slick salesman and Circus Ringleaders. That is what we need here, I am afraid.

 

Martin is a man of convictions. Dooley is a man of connections.

 

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All you have to do is look at the at large teams who have played in Dayton since the field was expanded to see what the bottom of the field is all about.

 

haha awesome.

 

I like it. Can't corch. Hired an idiotic staff.

Seriously, Dooley hired a better staff.

 

The most beautiful moment of Dooley's tenure (outside of the day he was canned) was when he couldn't find anyone willing to work for him other than a JUCO guy, an insurance agent, and some guy looking to get the hell outta The Citadel.

 

It was pretty pathetic how the orange glasses crowd defended those coaches as diamonds in the rough just like every 2*-no* player the piece of shit brought in.

 

All the while claiming that Dooley couldn't hire big name coaches because of fan negativity.

 

Very convenient, no?

 

Funny story. I had a roommate at UT who worked in the marketing department. I remember, early in Martin's career, that someone floated the idea to rename the student section (the standing one) "The Cuonzone". The idea was reportedly shot down very quickly by the rest of the people in the meeting.

 

Rocky Top Rowdies is a true gem. Can't go replacing it.

 

Even if they had replaced it, nothing would ever top Ericberry4heisman.com.

Or *shudders* Smokey's on the prowl...

 

I don't think we should ever talk about Smokey's on the Prowl. Ever. It didn't happen.

 

Thought it was pretty badass - but I was pretty young when we had it.

 

That was the most embarrassing shit ever. Dog sounded like he was in heat or something.