Vandy

I’ll be attending, but in a box, so as to not mingle with you poors.

 

Fixed it for you

 

I'm imagining you setting up an Amazon cardboard box - used originally to ship your pre-inflated JFK blow up doll - right in front of the stadium, climbing in to cordon yourself off from public eye contact and reading your game prediction posts as loudly as you can.

 

I legit am really looking forward to reading Tenny’s prediction of a Vandy win this weekend.

Will probably pour a cocktail and make sure the kids are asleep so that I can really enjoy it.

 

38-13
42-24
45-34

The gap is widening.

 

Thanksgiving weekend tho. I think I’ve been to one Thanksgiving weekend game in 20 years.

 

You have NYY's attention...

 

Wait, what’s this about a JFK love doll?

You being serious?

ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!

 

He said widening.

Widening.

 

A team that began the season losing to Georgia State and BYU is going to match the SEC record of a Butch Jones team that had the talent to win a national title. Anyone who hires that idiot at this point gets what they deserve.

 

comes with a stiff, creaking back for authenticity.

 

Does it come with the bullet holes too or just standard in and out plumbing

 

Bullet hole version extra.

 

Goodness.

 

Yeah, but it probably has shitty reviews from deflating too easily. Too many holes in it.

Edit: Well, God damn. I was way late with this one apparently.

 

Tenny in his attic trying to find the angles of the bullets with his love gun

 

Gives new meaning to skull[uck fay].

 

- Feist, unreleased 1234 NYY remix

 

Googled it and this was a top response.

https://www.ebay.com/i/253569282980...5V44PzMFzc_GhlceusmtPKSvM8hbKNexoCLiUQAvD_BwE

 

What in the devil’s name.