Lane Kiffin

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by kptvol, Sep 1, 2019.

  1. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Knox's little brother shall be named Ox.
     
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  2. KyleAlexanderfan

    KyleAlexanderfan Well-Known Member

    Since her name is leaked and everything it’s probably true. But now she will probably go into hiding for 9 months if she’s keeping it.
     
  3. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    A 24 year old former cheerleader from the business office didn't accidentally get pregnant by the HFC. She's keeping it.
     
  4. KyleAlexanderfan

    KyleAlexanderfan Well-Known Member

    Accidentally for who? But yeah this wouldn’t have come out if she wasn’t keeping it. Unless Lane’s people approach her with a very large McDonald’s bag and even then probably wouldn’t matter.
     
  5. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    lol by her, of course. can't just trust anyone to block your blindside.
     
  6. Volgrad98

    Volgrad98 Contributor

    Rookie mistake for going in raw.
     
  7. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    I read an article the other day on Saturdays Down South talking about how he has matured.

    I guess not.
     
  8. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Well she is 24 and not 19 like his UT coed who was in the Lexus he wrecked
     
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  9. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    yep, 5 years more mature. And he isn't married. Progress!
     
  10. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    He's a single millionaire, it's bound to happen
     
  11. lylsmorr

    lylsmorr Super Moderator

    Rumor mill from my OM alum cousin about a year ago was he was dating a new grad. He likes 'em young and greek, apparently.
     
  12. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    Lane already changed his name to Knoxford.
     
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  13. zehr27

    zehr27 8th's VIP

    He will never mature. It's just who he is.
     
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  14. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    Classical tastes
     
  15. Volst53

    Volst53 Super Moderator

    If being mature means I don’t want [ussy pay] any more, I hope I never mature
     
  16. InVolNerable

    InVolNerable Fark Master Flex

    I mean, yeah. He’s not married, so really the only thing that matters is that she’s of age and consenting. Both seem to be true. Honestly, I’d like to see him give Travis Henry a run on in the kids:woman ratio and volume.
     
  17. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    I'd like to see if he can build this streak into fathering a child in every SEC college town. He may be closer than the experts think.

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  18. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    Knox's little sister shall be named Missy.
     
  19. VolDad

    VolDad Super Moderator

    How about Nick Cannon. 4 kids with 3 different women in 6 months.
     
  20. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    So long as he can support all those families. Not fair to those kids imo, but what do I know.
     

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