Well if you grew up in one you'd know. Now it wasn't an overly small town. Saratoga Springs, NY is pretty well known.
there's nothing like walking outside to the edge of your deck and going right there. But I'm a dork, I really do enjoy stargazing.
...and I had no idea what the hell "hardball" was until this post. I thought he was talking about baseball, although it made no sense.
To summarize this thread, Clemson is an idyllic, small town full of hicks who like to pee outside? Sounds about right.