Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas!

 

Santa knows when you've been naughty. Just sayin'.

 

Merry Christmas, hope everyone gets oral tonight

 

Merry Christmas! Wishing everyone a safe, prosperous and happy New Year.

 

You never have any luck. Like that time you wished for Santa to let you outrun the punter.

 

Or the time he wished Sab wouldn't peg him.

 

And we've reached the point I'm a half hour past ready to go and we've not opened gifts yet.........

 

We had a children's sermon at our midnight service. Our pastor was explaining the absolute inclusiveness of grace.
My 5 year old looked at her, wide-eyed, and said "even the people on the naughty list?"

Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me.

Merry christmas!

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept my best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2017, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. ‘Holiday’ is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all.
This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

 

My lawyer translated thus for me.


Merry Christmas to you, too, RB!

May your 2017 bring you joy.

 

My youngest son made me proud on Christmas day. We all were up by 6 am, left our house by 10, stopped in Murfreesboro to see family then went on to Chattanooga.

At 7 pm, the Chattanooga folk want to open gifts. My wife's aunt decides the great grand kids had to sing Christmas songs then open their gifts one at a time.

As the songs are being sung, my youngest looks at me with a shit eating smirk. My wife says "stop", he shakes his head no and starts tearing into his gifts. This sets off a chain reaction and all gifts were opened within 3 minutes.

 

Bump. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays you whackos.

This is fantastic.

 

Merry Christmas

 

Merry Christmas to everyone.

 

I wish you and your families a wonderful Christmas Day.

I should be plotting a summit or 2 in the Smokies with the dog but have accepted an invitation with my girlfriends family,


As pissy as I feel about it now I know I'll enjoy it.

 

Bah humbug, Christmas is my least favorite time. I'm going to go sulk now so go away.

 

I am spending Christmas with the fiancé's family in Connecticut for the first time. I just led a 9 am charge into long island sound through the snow. They've declared it a new family tradition.

Thee look on the cormorants' faces as 7 adults charged into the water on Christmas was priceless

 

Wtf

 

I hope pneumonia doesn’t become a tradition.

 

Merry Christmas, gents.