The Jeremy Pruitt Show

https://utsports.com/watch/?Archive=6761&category=15&type=Archive

 

“They’re here to get an education and play football. If they aren’t doing one or the other they’re doing something they shouldn’t be doing.”

-Jeremy By God Pruitt

 

I'm seriously considering going as Coach's Show Jeremy Pruitt for Halloween.

 

Only if you are willing to give your all for Tennessee and shave your head.

 

He doesnt need to

 

Debating it. Afraid it won't grow back though. Probably just the skull cap thing.

 

Gonna need to practice that Huckabee-Sanders eyebrow hold.

 

Get a friend to dress as Bob and keep asking you stupid ass questions.

 

Halloween is on a Wednesday. Imagine showing up at Vol Calls dressed like this and acting out the parts.

 

"So, coach, I see you just got a box of raisins at that last house. That's got to be one of the top Halloween treats, right?"

 

You'll have to go to Goodwill to find the right tie. Good luck with that.

 

If any of us were true capitalists, we'd be setting up a line of Pruitt ties and jackets with a factory in Hong Kong right now. It's like the Dooley pants. It's a market just begging to be tapped.

 

The material and dies don't exist

 

"Coach, Reese's peanut butter cup there, I'm sure you'll enjoy that one."

 

Here ya go boys!! 18 pages of the most hideous ties imaginable. The closest I saw to Pruitt’s tie was page 7 but there are plenty even worse than that one... towards the end there’s a [uck fay] Auburn tie... polyester perfection!!

https://yournecktieshop.com/vintage-ties/1970s-vintage-ties?p=18

 

That is close from a color standpoint

 

I think the 8th needs to buy a bunch of these and send to Coach Pruitt for Christmas.

"Coach, that last house gave you an Almond Joy, you must be disappointed"

 

"Well, I wasn't sitting there during the summer hoping I'd have a surplus of Almond Joys after Halloween."

 

Do the water bottle cap thing