The Jeremy Pruitt Show

Bob: Coach, that last house gave out tooth brushes and floss. Gotta be happy with that kind of thoughful gift.

Pruitt: You do Halloween for two things: candy and dressing up. If you aren't doing either, turn out your porch light.

 

And not that shitty black licorice

 

Who the hell thinks black licorice tastes good. That stuff will ruin taste buds for hours

 

Carpet pissers

 

Hey, Walter, who peed on the Dudes rug?

 

Shut the [uck fay] up, Donny

 

Figured I'd just throw this in here.

 

I saw that today, and I have to say that that is an interesting stat. Also, I feel like Jimbo's isn't really comparable given that he's been a head coach before.

 

Jimbo won at #13 Miami in game 6 of 2010, his first year as HC for FSU.

 

The best part of that are the "N/A"s

 

I feel like there should be an asterisk next to Jimbo considering it happened in the ACC.

 

That isn't an SEC opponent, and FSU then wasn't anything like Tennessee now. But ya, closer than I thought.

 

Graphic doesn’t say anything about it being an SEC opponent. Just road win against a ranked opponent.

FSU was far and away in better shape than UT right now though.

 

Saban’s was in the Big 10 with MSU.

 

Against #1 Ohio State I believe

 

I'm saying doing it in the ACC isn't quite the same.

 

Stripes way too narrow tho

 

Candy corn and jelly beans were my two least favorites. And dum-dums. I never figured out why so many kids liked dum dums.

 

Malt balls are [uck fay]ing terrible too.

Dum-dums would be better if they were bigger than a rabbit turd.

 

Candy corn sucks. The candy pumpkins are much better.