23-24 Season

Discussion in 'Keith Hatfield Memorial Vols Hoops' started by Unimane, Jul 2, 2023.

  1. Poppa T

    Poppa T Vol Geezer

    I'm retired. I'm watching this shit, live action, [itch bay]es. And impervious to BVS at this stage of life.

    However, I am thinking I will probably stay out of any/all basketball threads.

    Go Vols!
     
  2. CitrusCo.Vol

    CitrusCo.Vol Member

    I am right there with you!
     
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  3. utvol0427

    utvol0427 Chieftain

  4. Unimane

    Unimane Kill "The Caucasian"

    Kennedy Chandler
    Dalton Knecht
    Grant Williams
    Admiral Schofield
    John Fulkerson


    The big man is a tough choice, but the other four would light up a [uck fay]ing scoreboard.
     
  5. emainvol

    emainvol Administrator

    Close to mine, replace Chandler with Bone
     
  6. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    If you could bottle Fulkerson’s Linsanity run that one season
     
  7. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    if there’s a silver lining to whenever we get eliminated it’ll hopefully be never seeing that “what a pro wants, what a pro needs” commercial ever again
     
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  8. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Edey just sits in the paint the entire defensive possession.
     
  9. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Imagine Edey in the NBA trying to play defense on a 5 who can shoot. Theres just no way.
     
  10. Ssmiff

    Ssmiff Went to the White House...Again

    Geez he just crushed a guy and didn’t get called for a foul
     
  11. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Are you [uck fay]ing kidding me? How does him landing on that dude not get called?

    If Purdue doesn’t lose tonight, we probably need to. My blood pressure can’t handle another bull shit game of this dude being allowed to foul 10 times with only 3 called.
     
  12. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Wife just said something along the lines of "I'm not trying to be offensive, but Matt Painter has a sort of fat lesbian look about him."
     
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  13. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    Purdue can definitely be attacked on their defensive end. Edey is slow as crap.
     
  14. lumberjack4

    lumberjack4 Chieftain

    At this point edey could straight punch someone in the face and it’d be a toss up if it was called. And if it was, it would just be a common foul.
     
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  15. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Calcio correspondent

    This color guy has the least aesthetically pleasing voice I think I’ve ever heard on tv
     
  16. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    I'm not really sure why more teams don't just put their 5 best shooters on the floor. It's not like most college bigs can hang with him anyway. Take that 5 out, and force Edey to defend on the perimeter.
     
  17. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Obvious [uck fay]ing travel. Jesus Christ this is so hard to watch.
     
  18. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    What a stupid foul there. Man.
     
  19. Indy

    Indy Pronoun Analyst

    Surely all four 2 seeds can't lose in the Sweet 16.
     
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  20. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    If you told me Mark Few was a coach at a high school with 100 total students I’d believe it.
     

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