Let me stop you right there and educate you. You hire someone because they trust your judgement, not the other way around. If they can’t buy into...
Coach liked the wax job on his car today. I could tell by his smile I saw. I don't get within 50 feet of coach, as I don't want to bother him, but...
The players I am coaching now all get it. Notice how much we are scoring this year. I gave Coach my play book, and we are now seeing how an...
I never apologize for a win. Those close wins took Tennessee to their first back to back 9 win seasons since 2007. Now, excuse me, I have to go...
Coach Saban loves me. Do you know how hard it is to find Little Debbies in Tuscaloosa these days? The fans down here eat them by the caseload,...
I was the greatest practice coach of all time. I have many texts from coaches all over college football telling me so. You should have seen the...
You win the Life Championship™ by having 5* Hearts. I have approached Coach Saban's secretary about talking to Coach about awarding our team the...
I played the trumpet.
You would be wrong. Let me educate you. Near foot-near hip means you walk with your feet under you. Otherwise you could turn your ankles on...
Did you know that we started the season ranked like four years in a row?
Whoops. I meant incontinence. Definitely no problem with competency.
I have more money than he does.
Which penis enlargement products would you guys recommend? If it helps with impotence and/or incompetence that would be a bonus. Thanks in advance.
I am in my office until Friday. Replying to the texts from coaches across the country will take up most of my time.
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Did anyone notice the Missouri game was played at night? What does that mean? Perfect environment for energy vampires.
Vanderbilt runs an excellent program. They recently competed for a bowl championship.
Missouri took a knee at the end - a sign of surrender. Quitting. I’ll point out that our guys never quit. We haven’t taken a knee all season.
It’s like you jerkoffs don’t even care that we have the longest neutral site game winning streak in the country.
Poor foreigners, mixing up their F's and H's.
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