Anyone heard from Dooley?

I'm not afraid to admit that I'd like to engage in some schadenfreude. I'd love to hear that he's been depressed in his bathrobe with Barbara holding him in her bosom since the firing. I wonder if he saw Chaney's Gatorade bath.

Also, does anyone think that he has too much pride to take a position coach job under Saban? He's not coordinator material.

Mods move if necessary.

 

Last I heard he was laughing on his way to the bank.

 

He's enjoying his $2.75 million for each SEC win he had.

 

Give a shit meter busted

 

Dry cleaning businesses are shuttering and hair product prices are being slashed across the city.

 

Watering bamboo

 

Bed Bath and Beyond

 

I heard he's still breast feeding TIFWIW.

 

Umbilical chord never was cut

 

I hope he's started his light bulb collection by now.

 

He's hiding from Rommel.

 

Wouldn't surprise me. Barbara Dooley calling in to Finebaum early on was an embarrassing joke.

Hindsight is 20/20, but the level of embarrassment he brought to our school is unmatched by any other coach in our history IMO.