Baseball Survey

Discussion in 'Sports' started by kidbourbon, Feb 20, 2012.


Would you rather...

  1. watch an entire baseball game on television

  2. get kicked right in the [penis]

  1. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Let the people speak their minds.
  2. NashVol11

    NashVol11 Well-Known Member

    Is there a running start involved?
  3. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I'm gonna go no on that. And I'm still on the fence on the dropkick.
  4. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Not seeing the survey on tapatalk.
  5. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Is it October? If not, pass the ice pack.
  6. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    Speak English?
  7. WM

    WM Active Member

    Tapatalk isn't that fancy. Will have to view polls in desktop mode.
  8. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Well hell.
  9. hallowed_hill

    hallowed_hill Active Member

    Why the baseball hate? Damn communists.
  10. NYY

    NYY Super Moderator

    Bunch of instant gratification searching bastages.
  11. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I have my own formulation for whether I think a sport is a good sport. My knocks on baseball are that (a) it is too slow, (b) it is too contrived*, and (c) it is too static (i.e. a baseball player may be required to move swiftly a handful of times during a game. The rest of the time, he is standing around).

    *Basically, if an alien landed on the planet and you had to explain the sport to him, how long would that explanation take. Of every sport I can think of, it would take the alien longest to understand baseball. The alien would understand boxing and MMA in about 30 seconds, and both tennis and basketball could be explained in a matter of minutes. I think all three of those sports are awesome.
  12. Swiftpacegal

    Swiftpacegal Member

    I like baseball.
  13. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    I love lamp.
  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    You could explain the tennis scoring system in a matter of minutes?
  15. kidbourbon

    kidbourbon Well-Known Member

    If it weren't for the numbers and terminology used in the scoring system, then yes. The winner of a "game" in tennis is simply the first to win 4 points, except that you have to win by two. And that's how I would explain it to the alien.

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