Baylor v Oklahoma

500 straight up. This is an offer. I'm talking to you, hat.

 

There may be as many total points scored in this one as there will be when these schools meet in basketball.

 

Yeah, I'm jumping on a team that got blown out by Texas. I gave you a chance to back your bluster about Baylor. You lack the confidence of your convictions to do so. I haven't been running off at the mouth about Oklahoma being worth a damn, mainly because they aren't.

 

I will however, tweak my initial offer.

Baylor wins out: You get $750.
Baylor loses once: Push.
Baylor loses twice or more: I get $1,000.

Surely you have that much confidence in your new Flavor of the Month.

 

Oklahoma barely broke 30 against Kansas.

 

This isn't a bad offer, but writing you a check for a thousand dollars, even if I believe odds of that occurring to be slim, would present upon me an emotional strain that I do not believe I could bear.*

But if you want to do 375, 500, I'm game.



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*Credit, Tombstone: [video=youtube;KfbAFgD2mLo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbAFgD2mLo[/video]

 

pussay

 

Also, Baylor can't be my flavor of the month while I'm still enjoying Oregon.

 

In betting, sometimes it's good to be a *****. And sometimes it's good to lay wood. My gut told me to be a *****.

 

C'mon, that is steep for something as wild as college football. One injury could change the entire landscape of the bet.

 

But for the record, Hatvol is more of a Doc Holiday, in general.

 

I've never shot a gun*, but I feel like I might be quick on the draw. I'm straight dirty on the speedbag.


*That wasn't designed to shoot BBs or pellets.

 

You strike me as more of Leonardo DiCaprio in Gangs of New York.

 

Im thinking Tom Haverford.

 

Scratch that. Leonardo DiCaprio in The Quick and the Dead.

 

Haven't seen it.

 

This probably goes without saying, but my counteroffer expired at kickoff. So we have no action in play.

Again, this prolly went without saying, but better restate the obvious than have a miscommunication.

 

pussay talk

 

5-3? I thought baseball season was over.

 

You should. It is a pretty good movie, with a lot of decent stars in it.