Big 12 Commish DOA ( and Deloss Dodds couldn't care less)

Discussion in 'Sports' started by Tenacious D, Sep 22, 2011.

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  1. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    Dan Bebee, the Big 12 Commish and ling-standing water toter for Texas and Deloss Dodds, has just resigned. Of course, no word out of Baylor as to whether they intend to sue him into indentured servitude.

    Likely, they're mulling it. With all sorts of "strategory" and such.

    Well, that was about #27 on OU's reformation wish-list for the Big 1+8B's (Big 1 = Texaco, 8B's = the other 8 [itch bay]es they let hang around), now let's see how they fare with the others - particularly any which pertain to or involve:

    1. Texas
    2. Money
    3. Any combination of the two.

    Especially now that a move to the PAC-12 is dead, and they are left with only two real options: move on to the SEC or move back in with Dodds. Of course, either would involve their forced sodomization, but at least Dodds knows how they like it. And sometimes he tells them they're pretty, and the Sooners are certain that they can change him.

    And maybe Texas won't just use and abuse Oklahoma until there's an opportunity to do otherwise. Perhaps they are a loyal bunch after all.

    Just don't take Bebee's word for it. Boomer Sooner.
     
  2. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Fulmer to B12 commissioner?
     
  3. Tenacious D

    Tenacious D The law is of supreme importance, or no importance

    That's one of the few ways that their conference could be screwed any worse than it is.

    The other? Texas applies for a second membership.
     
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    I think the B12 wants BYU, but I heard BYU turned them down because they want to have as many conferences as possible, and the B12 is a one conference girl. Could be Internet rumor, though.
     
  5. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    What?
     
  6. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Bad joke, apparently.
     

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