Champions of Life or Five Star Hearts

Paul, Bobby, Gary...any old Johson will do.

But yeah, Paul.

 

Had a girlfriend like this once.

 

NYY is the same way.

 

I'm pretty intoxicated right now but this made me think of the ol' "No Hair, No Flair" line that Ric Flair goes by when choosing his women. Instead of clean shaven he prefers one that you could hide a VCR in.