"Please play cover 2 because I'm going to put my helmet right under your chin and split your face open." [video=youtube;lZ_K7wPJhp8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ_K7wPJhp8&feature=youtu.be[/video]
Nah, he'd call them a "particle of light emitting from the star at the middle of the Solar System". Or a ****, jackass, POS, or loser.