For the record, I almost made the same mistake (besides robbing the Wal Mart.) I have also spent my share of time in Cookeville, so maybe there's a connection.
I'm out on bail now. That wasn't worth it. WTF was I on? That was the first and last time that I bet on the vols. I know where the money is at now. For now on I'm going against the vols...bail was free this time though. Everyone was laughing so hard at the fact that I actually put my (wal-mart's) money on the vols, that they kept telling me I was high on Doolaid, and It's like a mental illness. Then they said I was free to go. Oh yeah, I'm banned from Walmart until Gruden comes to UT too.
Best line ever. "The vacuum cleaner was stolen for a friend's wife because 'she had said she wanted one.'"
