Dillon Bates

What's the purpose of a sweatband around your calf?

 

He better pick UT......just for the sole reason that I had to sit through this shit

 

Swag?

 

Oh, so that's what happened to Jordan Palmer.

 

I was wondering if that's the same Jordan Palmer. Sad.

 

Still has a better gig than his brother.

 

Drew Barker (QB, KY commit) hasn't shown me anything other than a precursor of how mightily he's going to struggle against SEC-level competition.

 

So they will bite after the one draw you have run.

 

Still no decision? It's ****ing 3:40 am here. I'm ready for bed. How long?

 

......

 

Dillon doesn't know wtf is going on because now some fat kid is deciding.

 

Wait, now we have to wait for the lineman challenge first?

 

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. No wonder people like Byron D'Vinner are involved.ESPNU should be fined by the FCC for showing this nonsense.

 

Last I saw him, he was in Cincy trying to sell some dip-shit app called "I Gotta Pee" or something equally stupid. It was an app that you could buy (it was $4.95, IIRC) that you could click a button when you got up to go to the bathroom during a movie, and then click another when you returned - and it would tell you what happened while you were gone.

Then he was trying to start a media-conglomeration geared toward NFL players, basically to start them a website, Twitter, Facebook, etc., and I think he was asking for $150k to get started and $10k a month.

You can't make this shit up.

 

The announcers acting as if this ignorance is remotely meaningful is amusing.

 

I'm done with ESPNU, the internet will tell me what's up

 

Dillon Bates has pushed announcement back to colon cleanse infomercial @ 4:30 am.

 

It sure isnt football. Jesus. I had more contact in ultimate frisbee.

 

My wife just asked a profound and simple question: Why would anyone risk getting hurt to actually do this? She stumped me.

 

Lineman tug-o-war? Jbfc