A buddy sent me this picture yesterday. I just have questions how he got to this point. Maybe the 15 minutes or so before this picture was taken.
I'm not a betting man but if I was, I'd bet the word "[ock cay]" was used a couple times either before, during, and/or after being handcuffed.
In some ways I envy people like this, on the rare occasions I get over served I go straight to puking
I'd rather just puke than be in a stadium of 100,000 people with my pants around my ankles being arrested.
Gamecocks are not about chickens, but rather being ready to showcase your [ock cay] on gameday for all to see, apparently. Fortunately for him though there's a decent chance he lives a lifestyle without access to the internet. So hopefully he is blissfully ignorant to how nationally viral that photo has spread online since Saturday.
If I am that cop having to pull his pants up, I would definitely feign having seen something else somewhere that required my attention.
I was close, ever so close to getting kicked out of a race at Talladega for doing some stupid stuff while drunk only to be saved by sitting with an EMS friend of mine who knew the off duty deputy working security. I did however have my pants up to my waist at the time.
The worst part by far there is him being exposed as being a tidey whitey underwear user. That picture is 100x less devasting for him had he just been wearing briefs or what not. I'll never for the life of me understand how males exist out there that actually voluntarily wear those restrictive wedgie inducing monstrosities past the age of like 5. Suffocating your nuts like that is so unnecessarily self-abusive.
You just can't have comically bad moments like that out in public anymore nowadays in our smart phone era. Shit like getting into a fight at a game or finding a way to get arrested in a stadium while standing in whitey tideys is almost guaranteed to be seen by millions of your fellow countrymen online. The social dynamics of these modern times are something else. Like if this happened in 1995 this guy would have been embarrassed in the moment, sure. But soon he could easily put that behind him and get on with his life. Nowadays though your worst moment in public can easily be eternally memorialized by the internet.
Even the most advanced and sophisticated AI image generators on Earth would not be capable of producing a more fitting picture conveying the essence of how the game went for South Carolina in Knoxville last Saturday.
Ya last year’s team engineers a 2019 Joe Burrow led LSU-esque run through the league schedule this year most likely. Although I’m sure the cruel football gods still would have found a way to ensure a Florida victory at the Swamp vs that team just because of how we forget to function whenever this program plays on that field. Especially when you remember that even last year’s team wasn’t always firing on all cylinders until the LSU game. We had to dig out of some holes in the Pitt game and nearly had a nuclear meltdown vs Gators in Knoxville
