Eff this

I was born at the University of Tennessee hospital, I wore orange since I was crapping my cloth diapers. My dad told me once, you can be a Volunteer or you can get out of my house. But I'm done with this shit show.

 

Easy on the Beam. He won't be here forever

 

Until the next embarrassment takes the job.

 

Here is something to cheer everyone up:

On the way to dropping my 10 year old off to school, he says "Dad, guys at school were arguing who was a bigger team, Alabama or Texas. I said 'pfft, they both suck.'"

While wearing his UT jersey to school today.

Brought a tear to his old man's eye, I am not ashamed to say.

 

That young man deserves some Dairy Queen tonight.