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And nearly half his punts were downed inside the 20.

 

Matt Darr has done well in Miami this year.

 

Shocking.

 

Craziness.

 

Fun Stats:
Nylon is made from coal and petroleum.
An ounce of platinum can be stretched 10,000 feet.
Astronauts cannot burp in space.
Babies that are breastfed are more likely to be slimmer as adults than those that are not breastfed.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!
Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
Canada's new flag, with its maple leaf design, was unfurled in 1965 in Ottawa!

 

14 feet of earthworms? Seems far-fetched.

 

It was on the internet, so it must be true.

 

So we flushed '14 b/c Botch was afraid to risk losing Dobbs, and instead he started Worley.

We flush '15 b/c we just don't want to line up under center. Just because. Is that about it?

 

Funny, I've been pissing on my head for years and have yet to find anyone who found it attractive.

 

But was it on snopes?

 

Auburn

 

I would suggest keeping your distance from female goats.

 

He's an Auburn boy. If they aren't tossing around cow patties, they're busy ****ing goats.

 

Good work, a real knee slapper.

 

A Cuban dude I know says sheep vagina, followed closely by chicken vagina, is the closest to human vagina.

 

A knee slapper is what happens when you let the goat take his turn.

 

How does he feel about Gus Malzahn?

 

I can take a ribbing and appreciate a joke as much as anyone, but that's just plainly a terrible joke.

 

I do not want to know

 

Naw. You're a pretty big p*ssy.