JFF Sued for Sexual Harassment

This is the funniest frivolous lawsuit ever.

 

Who wrote that, a 4th grader?

 

That's pretty funny stuff

 

That was my first thought. It has to be a hoax.

 

Not a hoax. It was actually filed. It's all completely fake information, but it was actually filed in the court, which makes it public information, which just adds to the comedy.

 

Wow. I literally believed none of that.

 

You don't believe he put a hotdog bun between his penis?

 

No one with a 4.5 inch erect penis is going anywhere near a hotdog bun. Couldn't even fill it up. It is science.

 

The way it's worded, the bun is filling up his penis, a la kids in sandbox. Not the other way around.

 

I don't understand.

 

I have no idea what this means.

 

Not surprised at all.

Spoiled brat syndrome.

 

You did read it, right? You do realize it's a very well executed joke/insult at Manziel's expense, and that nary a word of it is non-fiction?

 

Just wanted to see how long it would take you to bite.

 

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Google 2 kids in a sandbox.

 

You're kind of sick.

Btw, how could a hotdog bun be used in such a fashion? It'd mush up or tear.

Also, if you haven't watched that video, do yourself a favor and just consider yourself blissfully ignorant.

 

Close. A convicted felon.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/Johnny-Manziel-lawsuit-hoax-674532

 

Not the first time this accusation has been thrown my way.

Have you never left a hot dog bun out? A stale hot dog bun is essentially a lightweight brick.

 

Jesus.