Missouri: Loves Company

You know, if Butch Jones had an ounce of ability to think outside his dumb-ass play book, I would shorten this game as much as possible. Not a single snap before 5 seconds, run the ball, and keep their offense off the field as much as possible.


But who am I kidding.

 

stopped here and just smirked. What a ridiculous premise.

 

Why is the line jumping around so much? Started at 10.5, went up to 12.5, back down to 11, down again to 10 and now at 13?

 

Missouri 31-24

 

52-24 Miszou

 

Mizzou : something
Tenn: whatever

 

Tennessee 27
Misery 19

 

Mizzou 33 TN 17

 

TN-34

MIZZO-20

 

Missouri has four different players die of undiagnosed heart conditions on the field. All four were carrying the ball at the time of incident, resulting in four fumbles returned for TDs. UT wins 28-24.

In postgame press conference Butch stresses importance of 5 Star hearts. Also due to his team’s ability to win close games he fondly refers to this year’s Vols as the cardiac kids.

 

41-14 Mizzou.

 

Cool part is the leadership cardiac arrest fumble return reps the guys were performing this week. The guy is prescient.

 

That's a terrible analogy.

 

I’m not seeing an analogy.

 

How is our post snap effort?

 

Here’s to hoping this is Botch’s last game.

 

Your right, I meant that's a terrible thing to say.

 

Watched for about ten minutes. Woof.

 

Warrior looking like Deion Sanders out there.

 

Something is to his right? You spying through a window?