Next bad thing to happen to UT: discuss

Discussion in 'VOLuminous' started by JohnnyQuickkick, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Great Man

    OK since we seem to be a continual disaster, I suggest a little levity.

    Answer the question "The next bad thing to happen to UT is _____________" in the vein of "it is discovered Al Wilson has 1 final year of eligibility and has chosen to play 1 more year ------ at Florida".

    Fire away, kids.
  2. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Neyland was actually a spy for the Nazis
  3. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Thinking meteor storm strikes Knoxville, wipes out only the entirety of UT athletics facilities, but misses everything else.

    That or Coach Dooley comes out of the closet and introduces his sweetheart, Charlie Weis.
  4. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    MikeHamiltonFan named athletic director.
  5. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    NCAA announces they were just kidding, and both the football and basketball teams are getting killed.
  6. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Dave Serrano announces on Vol Calls that all of Big Orange Nation is invited to his ITT graduation.
  7. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Just shut down the program.
  8. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Alabama wins another NC.
  9. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    Fulmer named AD
  10. NYYVol

    NYYVol Super Moderator

    Bruce Pearl joins the UT Compliance Office.
  11. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Dooley announces receding hairline.
  12. JohnnyQuickkick

    JohnnyQuickkick Great Man

    In a game of national significance against rival Florida, the HC spurns the stud young running back destined for a 2000-yd season in the NFL for a more experienced, less talented, wait, what? this did happen? ah crap.
  13. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    This gem shouldnt go unnoticed

    Well done
  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Due to typo in contract it is determined Fulmer isn't owed $6,000,000.00 but $600,000,000.
  15. UncleNeyland

    UncleNeyland New Member

    ... then Florida wins another NC
  16. cotton

    cotton Stand-up Philosopher

    Virulent strain of venereal disease sidelines entire sophomore class.

    Chlamydia is not a flower.

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