Next bad thing to happen to UT: discuss

OK since we seem to be a continual disaster, I suggest a little levity.

Answer the question "The next bad thing to happen to UT is _____________" in the vein of "it is discovered Al Wilson has 1 final year of eligibility and has chosen to play 1 more year ------ at Florida".

Fire away, kids.

 

Neyland was actually a spy for the Nazis

 

Thinking meteor storm strikes Knoxville, wipes out only the entirety of UT athletics facilities, but misses everything else.

That or Coach Dooley comes out of the closet and introduces his sweetheart, Charlie Weis.

 

MikeHamiltonFan named athletic director.

 

NCAA announces they were just kidding, and both the football and basketball teams are getting killed.

 

Dave Serrano announces on Vol Calls that all of Big Orange Nation is invited to his ITT graduation.

 

Just shut down the program.

 

Alabama wins another NC.

 

Fulmer named AD

 

Bruce Pearl joins the UT Compliance Office.

 

Dooley announces receding hairline.

 

In a game of national significance against rival Florida, the HC spurns the stud young running back destined for a 2000-yd season in the NFL for a more experienced, less talented, wait, what? this did happen? ah crap.

 

This gem shouldnt go unnoticed

Well done

 

Due to typo in contract it is determined Fulmer isn't owed $6,000,000.00 but $600,000,000.

 

... then Florida wins another NC

 

Virulent strain of venereal disease sidelines entire sophomore class.

Chlamydia is not a flower.

 

10 years later. I wish.

 

Lmao

 

Could never happen. He’s get us on probation and we’d sink to new lows.

 

Holy necromancy.