For those of you who aren't on Twitter, or if you are and are unaware, Twitter was made for Ozzie Guillen, and Ozzie Guillen for Twitter. That doesn't mean anything he tweets makes sense. It's more like fine abstract art. You can gather whatever you want to gather from it, and it's all the better for it. I'll start it off right with this doozy from earlier today: OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen I will kill peoples fellings no mercy i turn the page but they no let me a long then get ready going to be bad