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We need more high fives and chest bumps, per butch. Even cited a wall street journal article.

 

He loves citing that article. F that moron.

 

#BringBackTrooper

 

There comes a point when you just sit back, look and chuckle.

That argument is like the argument that our team is not doing as well as Alabama because we are not paying Jones the same money as Saban. They are claiming correlation means causation.

It is beyond stupid, and I laugh.

Ah, well.

 

http://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10001424052702304392704576373641168929846

Said article

 

I'll high five that trumpet playing M'er F'er alright.... From the top rope, Dusty Rhodes style.....

 

Let's get fronky like a monkey.

 

With the billion dollar elbow, baybay!!

 

To be fair, if the OL started chest-bumping the opposing DL that would immediately be an improvement

 

Nah, the reason we don't do as well as Saban is because he pays players and we don't.

 

How pissed would you be to find out we WERE paying players....

 

Not nearly as pissed as when I found out we were paying the coaches.

 

"coaches"

 

Nailed it

 

Uh. I'd feel exactly the same as I do today. That we do, already.

 

Not only that, but WHAT they're getting paid.... I only wish I could suck at my job as bad as Berch and

A). Keep my job

B). Get paid millions of dollars for sucking at my job....