Rod Wilks

Just realized the 8th didn't have a thread dedicated to the greatest player in UT history. Decided to change that.

I assume he's not in the NFL because it is beneath his greatness. But his greatness in orange will never be forgotten.

 

This is kinda outta nowhere

 

Are you discounting the greatness that is Rod Wilks?

 

Of course not. I wanna live

 

Heard he once wore a live rattlesnake as a condom.

 

Y'all don't be importing that dumb VN shit up in here...

 

Hell, this website was founded on importing dumb shit from Volnation, have you seen the member list?

 

You're dead.

 

If Dooley has just recognized his greatness he'd still be here.

 

I went to the Somic in Smyrna once. Thought I saw Rid Wilks. Not sure.

I'll just drop this comment here and then never return to the thread.

 

There used to be a street named after Rod Wilks, but they changed the name because no one crosses Rod Wilks and lives.

 

I saw Rod Wilks strike lightning in the same place twice

 

The mods here are pretty much the ones that started that whole thing.

 

Rod Wilks picked up Thor's hammer and ate it.

 

Ha

 

Rod Wilks has never experienced a second down.

 

Who was that guy from Smyrna that always got pissed when Maryville won?

 

Take Rod Wilks behind the barn and shoot him.

 

Utfantilidie

....which is who I was impersonating above

 

When you write Rod Wilks backwards, it spells "Rod Wilks".