Shoop's First Coach Meeting w/Butch - Work of Fiction

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by DownNDirty, Oct 17, 2016.

  1. DownNDirty

    DownNDirty Contributor

    Butch Jones enters the room with bricks in hand. He fakes throwing one at Shoop and says gotcha. He sits down and asks Shoop what his style of play is. Shoop, two words into his speech, is interrupted by Butch as he says, No wait............LET ME EDUCATE YOU.........the following is real time thoughts from Shoop during this meeting.

    9:02 AM - Why do I feel like this is a bad infomercial
    9:07 AM - Did he just tell me to trust the process?
    9:09 AM - He mentioned Debord - isn't that Michigan's pool boy?
    9:13 AM - Oh look gramps finally woke up from his nap. F*** this IS Michigan's pool boy.
    9:17 AM - This is a joke right? This guy can't be serious
    9:27 AM - Jesus tapdancing Christ this guy actually is serious
    9:30 AM - Thank Christ I'm getting paid well for this shit
    9:42 AM - Check for nearest window to fling myself out of. My wife can live well off of the insurance money.
    9:58 AM - If this mother***** pretends to throw another brick at me he's going to be playing brick removal 101 after I jam it up his ass
    10:21 AM - He's said it 222 times but what the f*** exactly is Neyland focus?
    10:28 AM - This mother***** really has a chart he follows. Hate to tell him that his chart was designed by a benchlicking moron
    10:34 AM - Oh, he's the benchlicking moron
    10:44 AM - Research ways to poison food
    10:53 AM - Did he just say that it's a disadvantage to play at home? F*** me
    11:03 AM - I need to go to my mother's house and slap the shit out of her for not aborting me
    11:08 AM - This mother***** really likes Twitter even though he don't know what the hell he's doing
    11:17 AM - Cliche training? REALLY? WHAT???
    11:47 AM - Just make it to lunch, just make it to lunch
    11:58 AM - There is no God
  2. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    I could see that happening.
  3. IP

    IP Super Moderator

    We should publish a collection of 8th maxim short stories
  4. kptvol

    kptvol Super Moderator

    Right after I invest in some antidepressant pharmaceutical stock.
  5. NorrisAlan

    NorrisAlan Founder of the Mike Honcho Fan Club

    We suck.

    The End.
  6. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    So a love story?
  7. A-Smith

    A-Smith Chieftain

    loled. then felt immature for loling.

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