South Carolina Game Thread

And he's 3 sheets to the wind.

 

Point stands but this one may as well be garbage time.

 

Not that that was a work of art or anything, but this would be the game where we use the last possession semi-competently.

Jordy for Forty?

 

Richardson with the Cockblock.

 

Carolina isn't very Cocksure today.

 

Pretty flaccid effort.

 

My cocks just can't seem to get up or get off on offense today. That, and we just suck.

 

Boooo

 

Kinda small lineup for the Cocks.

 

Need to put the Cocks away here, guys.

 

Armani of one.

 

Cocks are starting to develop a heartbeat.

 

Haha I'm pretty sure Frank Martin just asked one of our players if they were ****ing stupid.

 

Clearly rhetorical.

 

I was hoping for that poor kid's sake that he would make no attempt to answer.

 

Or 24. Whichever.

 

The Cocks got engorged for a brief time, but UT's reception was a dry frigidness. That milked any remaining stiff resistance the Cocks had left. The result was the Cocks were forced to pull out of TBA in a rather chaffed state.

 

Only about 70% of the posts in this thread were really about penises. Guys, we're slipping.

 

It was a game of inches and the Vols measured up to the Cocks. This team pisses me off.