The 2024 hype-filled make not make it until opening kickoff thread

Tunnel

 

Brian Kelly has covered up a few murders in his day

 

This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
https://x.com/vol_football/status/1758265178788073552?s=46&t=ZNxDuoK-BtXwN91CvqobFQ

 

Perfect coach to ask advice on this kind of thing

 

Or Urban.

 

I'd actually be fine with it.

 

Urban has less experience than Brian

 

Go grab Randy Shannon. FSU/ACC was shown last year just how low they are thought of so he can come coach at a real big boy school.

 

De'rail Sims is your new RB coach.

 

Sounds more like a LB coach

 

Did we just steal Bama's LB coach?

 

No, no stealing. Acquired completely above board in a financial exchange. Who do you think we are, Bama?

 

Maybe he can help Banks help Willie with DBs.

All kidding aside, this guy seems like a good fit and hopefully can teach Banks the basic fundamentals of football.

 

Yeah

 

Odd. Follows his HC then leaves.

 

Have you ever been to Tuscaloosa?

 

yeah I kinda pictured him coming from Seattle to Tuscaloosa like that old baby GIF coming into a room then turning around.

 

Honestly I'm questioning his judgement if he's coming to work for our DC.

 

Probably already sees it’s a sinking ship down there.