The Masters 2019

That all changed when Cliff Roberts offed himself. Gotta get with the times.

 

I tried it too. I don’t expect anything

 

I just put my American Express Black card number on the application, I get them every year

 

We would expect nothing less from a guy that just spent $2k unplugging a cat's [penis].

 

It was really just a joke about telling them my number. I just call the concierge from AmEx and tell them I want tickets to the masters. They show up a couple of days later.

 

Well, that makes it even better.

"Lottery?? We don't need no stinking lottery!"

 

And I got balled, again.

 

become more important

 

#metoo

 

#methree

 

I got picked!!!

I’m so excited - first time I’ve tried, and never expected to make it.

Super cool.

 

Oh [uck fay] off. And I mean that in the most bitter loving way possible.

 

Four.

 

If it helps anyone to know, I was only permitted to buy two Daily Round Tickets, but missed out on getting the Opening Round.

And I missed on Friday, too.

And Saturday, as well.

So, I was only 1 for 4 - which is pretty shitty in anything beyond baseball.

 

I got shutout as well.

 

I thought they let course members just show up?