The Sunshine Pumping Josh Heupel Positives Thread

That's true but underselling it even. It tracks a ton of things.

 

Ah, so that's what it's for. Probably more comfortable than the old chest strap.

 

This. The whole team is wearing them.

 

Do they have a sensor I can wear during the games, too? To capture the exact moment my heart gets broken?

 

For the last 3 years it's been the starting lineup

 

Think I’m way past that point

 

I'm not sure I want to know what I'm like during games.

 

He's crashing, it's a Code JG!

 

We have four levels.

Level 1 (minor issues) - Joey Matthews
Level 2 (call the docs) - Chris Simms
Level 3 (emergency room - STAT) - JG
Level 4 (he's dead) - Peterman

 

I don't know.

Peterman was kind of like death by lightning bolt. Just BAM and two plays later you are dead.

JG was like lingering infections that no antibiotic can cure and you finally lose the will to live and die, alone and smelly.

 

I was level 4 during the 2015 Florida game

 

My code would read: Give a damn = busted

 

Good QB play and a team showing evidence of good coaching and a surprise win or two would fix that.

 

Would be like rain to those toads that live in the desert in stasis for 20 years.

 

I believe some spiritual groups would refer to that as "going clear."

 

When I was a kid living in New Mexico, it was my job to water 9 hound dogs that lived in "dog town" out under the only two trees in half a mile. If a dog flipped their bowl in the evening, buddy the toads would just materialize like "sup." They were just hanging out under the desert dust around that tree, waiting for the summer monsoon, but would also enjoy a good dog bowl flip should the occasion arise.

Desert tortoises were more like zombies, it took a good rain and then they would come up out of the ground dramatically, and walk around for a week or two.

 

Pretty decent article...

https://www.espn.com/college-footba...h-heupel-restore-relevance-tennessee-football

I’m starting to believe the Heup....

 

If you can't find something positive in the spring than might as well shut the whole thing down.

 

Butch isn't here spouting cliches, Pruitt isn't switching guys every other drill from offense to defense and Guarantano isn't wearing orange

 

In a few years I’m sure we will be able to add some Heupel idiocies