Try & Not Commit to Vandy!

Not sure if it's official and don't care. I choose to believe it's real, as it's easily the most Vandy thing of all Vandy things:

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It's their version of Sab.

 

I have no doubt that, while it is probably fake (ok, clearly fake), there is enough truth in it to not matter.

 

I am still surprised there is someone, no matter how nerdy, that cares enough about Vandy to create such a video.

 

"Let's be honest....Nashville is NOT a black and gold city..."

 

If it were possible to physically shit on an idea, Vandy would be my latrine.

 

"Imagine how proud your mom will be, your grandparents....if you go to Vanderbilt...."

Racist? Is this guy saying elite athletes don't have fathers???

 

The narrator has daddy issues.

 

I would have thought it would have been capitalism, or religion, or the idea that the United States is inherently better at anything than anybody. Who knew that it is my superior education you envied?

 

Shots fired!
Shots fired!

 

Made it a third of the way through before thinking, "Blah blah blah.... They haven't amounted to anything by now they aren't EVER going to"

Screw Vanderbilt

 

You haven't been here in a few weeks have you?

 

Enjoyed the comment about Nashville having "tons of food." With that kind of value prop, I don't know how the rest of the SEC even competes with Vandy.

 

The one time in my life I have wished for poo emoticons...

 

Been busy, but I've seen it.

Just doing my part in kicking the beehive. If I were a washing machine part, I'd be the agitator.

 

Shows how old you are, washing machines don't have agitators anymore.

 

I'd be the water pump. Get all them britches wet.

 

Panties?

 

I don't trust those hipster front loaders.

 

To throw or to eat?