UT picked to win the East

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  1. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    Its on. UT has never been picked to win and not delivered.

    We're gonna rule the whole football world y'all

    All the other teams are afeerd of Jones' offense now that the offensive genius Debord is on.

    This all said by an ESPN insider on Finebaum

    Better get on this bus while you can, cause if you ain't on it now, you can't get a ticket later cause Conductor Jones don't need you on his train of hope
     
  2. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

  3. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    I'm full on Butch y'all. Can't nothin shake me. It came to me in a vision. I remember slipping on the ice and when I came to, I saw this glow and I knew then, Butch was going to deliver us.
     
  4. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    The Debord effect.

    UT will run an offense people haven't seen in 18 years which will be a huge advantage.
     
  5. countvolcula

    countvolcula New Member

    UT scores their first TD against Bowling Green and automatically anoint Debord a genius and we will be told to gtfo and support another team by the hee haws
     
  6. syndicate

    syndicate Well-Known Member

    I hit a patch of ice in my truck the other day and just as I was about to wreck, Butch appeared and stopped the skid with a mere flick of his wrist.
     
  7. hohenfelsvol

    hohenfelsvol Beer run

    Ha
     
  8. zero-sum

    zero-sum New Member

    Heard he's thinking about the Delaware Wing T
     
  9. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    I'm picking the Vols to end up right in the middle of the east pack. Where's my show on ESPN?
     
  10. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Butch will make an even more concerted effort to dampen the expectations for this season.

    #youngestteamever
    #yearzeropointthree
    #newoffensivecoordinator
    #needmoretimeforthebrickstobakeandthemortartocure
     
  11. IP

    IP "You don't know what it is like in our universe."

    Butch cured my erectile dysfunction by piling his bricks upon my nethers.
     
  12. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    Jesus take the wheel.
     
  13. kmf600

    kmf600 Energy vampire

    All he has to do for me is show me a picture of some nice brown hooters.
     
  14. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    Someone will eventually do that
     
  15. bigpapavol

    bigpapavol Chieftain

    Modified veer imo.
     
  16. 615 Vol

    615 Vol Chieftain

    I wouldn't mind having a fullback like Lorenzo Neal in front of Hurd or a running fullback like Mike Alstott.
     
  17. zero-sum

    zero-sum New Member

    Ran out of the Power I, shotguns for sissys
     
    Last edited: Feb 21, 2015
  18. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    We are kindred spirits.
     
  19. JayVols

    JayVols Walleye Catchin' Moderator

    Or the stack I formation.

    If we don't have anyone that can develop a QB, we could bring Johnny back as a consultant and go single wing, baby!
     
  20. OrangeBlood79

    OrangeBlood79 Contributor

    Alstott was a favorite of mine for years, LoNeal too.

    Alstott and Warrick Dunn were a formidable duo.
     

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