1. Do not put a physical display of an active coach on the back of the jumbotron or similar conspicuous space until they've won a conference or national title. 2. Do not allow current coaches to dictate the display locations and settings of trophies that are superior to the ones they have achieved. 3. Hold coaches to the same standard as the players, in all things. Modifications or additions to these proposed rules?
4. No artificial (piped-in music) except in pre-game/warm-ups. All musical entertainment to be provided by the Pride of the Southland marching band.
If you haven't locked eyes with a distressed opposing fan and coldly "wooed" at their misery, you are missing a truly divine experience
Just basically list every single thing Lyle did in his tenure and outlaw all of that. Good grief he was a nuisance.