Vol Calls

Discussion in 'Vols Football' started by fl0at_, Aug 24, 2011.

  1. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Last edited: Aug 24, 2011
  2. MacReady

    MacReady Member

    coach should we score more touchdowns illl hang up and listen
     
  3. cotton

    cotton Super Moderator

    I would almost guarantee there is a delay to prevent just such an action.
     
  4. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    "Coach, are you going to make the 8th maxim 'Opportunity is Now Here'?"

    When google lights up with "the 8th maxim," this site should pop up pretty high on the list.
     
  5. tvolsfan

    tvolsfan Chieftain

    That would be a hilarious way to promote the site if it would work.
     
  6. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    If it got on, TOOS would light up with "8th maxim" talk, people would get banned without even knowing what it meant. Hah. Oh, sigh. If only.
     
  7. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Chieftain

    Only if the guy running the seven second delay is swift enough to process what's happening. Not likely.
     
  8. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Chieftain

    We need to get one of our members from out of town to do it. They love to patch through callers from outside the Knoxville market.
     
  9. cotton

    cotton Super Moderator

    I guess the trick, then, is to make the reference simple enough that listeners can understand it but obscure enough that the screener doesn't.

    Sort of like a baseball sign.
     
  10. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Jesus. VolCalls makes me want to sterilize our fan base.
     
  11. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    Not even kidding, some old lady calls up and asks Dooley how we were preparing our guys to play in 100+ degree weather... because Montana was "out west," and so they were already ready.
     
  12. justingroves

    justingroves supermod

    One reason I really don't hold a grudge against Kiffin leaving is Vol Calls
     
  13. fl0at_

    fl0at_ Humorless, asinine, joyless pr*ck

    If I was Dooley, I would just absolutely lose it and not only verbally berate the callers, but I would straight up pummel Kesling for constantly interrupting with nothing but pointless interjections of garbage.

    Dooley: "Well, you know Todd, it would be a great thing for us to try to ... " Bob: "Exactly coach, but it might not be easy."

    Dooley tries subtly to let the fans know they are morons, but I think it goes over their heads. One cat called in and said what we really need is an explosive punt returner, and whether we would be trying to field one.

    Dooley responded: "Well, that is a novel idea.... an explosive guy who can field punts."
     
  14. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Unintentional comedy at its finest.
     
  15. hatvol96

    hatvol96 Chieftain

    KO's live postgame call in shows might have been the best radio in Knoxville history.
     
  16. CardinalVol

    CardinalVol Uncultured, non-diverse mod

    Just looked at a resume of a guy I talked to last night at a recruiting event. Saw he is from Bulls Gap originally. Currently pissed at myself for not noticing that last night and asking if he knew Jerry.

    It may get him an interview though, just so I can ask him.
     
  17. Snakeonia

    Snakeonia Active Member

    heard a guy call in and of course ask if UT was going to have a new jersey
     

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